Hi, I'm Abián Díaz. Apparently, Darío López insists that I shouldn't be in charge of the synopsis. And this lack of confidence hurts. I'm convinced I'm perfectly capable of handling it. It's simply a matter of explaining what this show is about. And I've decided to define this show physically here, in the café I go to every day. I can't concentrate at home. In this space, I can focus my ideas better. Well, focus my ideas as much as the lady with the hat. She comes every day, it's amazing. Who knows what she's been through. Maybe it's nothing, you know. We have this tendency to think that years are experiences. I'm not so sure. My Uncle Román hasn't left his house his whole life. And he's had the opportunity because he inherited a cool motorcycle. But if he doesn't use it, there's not much to say. I honestly can't picture the lady with the hat on a motorcycle either. For starters, she'd be left without a hat, hahaha. Life is strange. In Argentina, they're surprised that someone named "Milei" makes his own laws. But he looks like a Disney villain; the name says it all. Damn, he's not a lady. I need to put my glasses on more. It's the most incredible coat rack I've ever seen. Anyway, I'm leaving.

Hi, I'm Darío López…and…oh my head…sorry if you had to read this…

Tickets: €20 general

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